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=Summary=
 
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=Limerick=
 
=Limerick=
 
Once some Flannery guy, first name Kent
 
Once some Flannery guy, first name Kent
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Wrote a book ‘bout an archaeology gent
 
Wrote a book ‘bout an archaeology gent
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That he calls RMA
 
That he calls RMA
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Due to personal sway
 
Due to personal sway
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Towards a particular theoretical bent
 
Towards a particular theoretical bent
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RMA applies his vocation
 
RMA applies his vocation
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In a Mesoamerican location
 
In a Mesoamerican location
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Some find it a mystery
 
Some find it a mystery
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- his love, Culture History
 
- his love, Culture History
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and his study of village formation
 
and his study of village formation
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In the Southwest too Roger did play
 
In the Southwest too Roger did play
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But thankfully he chose not to stay
 
But thankfully he chose not to stay
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Off to Harvard he went
 
Off to Harvard he went
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Where he picked up that bent
 
Where he picked up that bent
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That was favoured by old RMA  
 
That was favoured by old RMA  
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To the Pacific he chose then to go
 
To the Pacific he chose then to go
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Tahiti, Samoa, Nenumbo
 
Tahiti, Samoa, Nenumbo
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Adzes plano-convex
 
Adzes plano-convex
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And that cultural complex
 
And that cultural complex
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With the pottery we’ve all come to know  
 
With the pottery we’ve all come to know  
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From the fieldwork to things theoretical
 
From the fieldwork to things theoretical
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used the “E word” – that’s almost heretical!
 
used the “E word” – that’s almost heretical!
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Phylogenetic reconstruction,
 
Phylogenetic reconstruction,
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And linguistic deduction
 
And linguistic deduction
Used approaches you might call synthetical! (oh no!)  
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Used approaches you might call synthetical! (oh no!)
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From the students he trained through the years
 
From the students he trained through the years
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Some so stubborn they brought him to tears
 
Some so stubborn they brought him to tears
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The often imprudent
 
The often imprudent
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Sceptical Graduate Student
 
Sceptical Graduate Student
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Feel to Roger we are in arrears  
 
Feel to Roger we are in arrears  
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Now with real jobs we are spread about
 
Now with real jobs we are spread about
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Of Roger's influence there can be no doubt
 
Of Roger's influence there can be no doubt
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As much as we’re hopin’
 
As much as we’re hopin’
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This bottle you’ll open
 
This bottle you’ll open
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Don’t drink it – worms aren’t good for gout!
 
Don’t drink it – worms aren’t good for gout!
  
=Commentary=
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==Commentary==
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[[Category:Poems]]
 
[[Category:Poems]]

Latest revision as of 15:07, 15 March 2017

Ode to the Real Oceanic Archaeologist. Lisa Matisoo Smith

Summary

Limerick composed on the occasion of awarding the Marsden Medal to Professor Roger Green by the Royal Society of New Zealand.

Author

Lisa Matisoo Smith

Date

November 2003

Location

Auckland, New Zealand.

Limerick

Once some Flannery guy, first name Kent

Wrote a book ‘bout an archaeology gent

That he calls RMA

Due to personal sway

Towards a particular theoretical bent


RMA applies his vocation

In a Mesoamerican location

Some find it a mystery

- his love, Culture History

and his study of village formation


In the Southwest too Roger did play

But thankfully he chose not to stay

Off to Harvard he went

Where he picked up that bent

That was favoured by old RMA


To the Pacific he chose then to go

Tahiti, Samoa, Nenumbo

Adzes plano-convex

And that cultural complex

With the pottery we’ve all come to know


From the fieldwork to things theoretical

used the “E word” – that’s almost heretical!

Phylogenetic reconstruction,

And linguistic deduction

Used approaches you might call synthetical! (oh no!)


From the students he trained through the years

Some so stubborn they brought him to tears

The often imprudent

Sceptical Graduate Student

Feel to Roger we are in arrears


Now with real jobs we are spread about

Of Roger's influence there can be no doubt

As much as we’re hopin’

This bottle you’ll open

Don’t drink it – worms aren’t good for gout!

Commentary