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This was a belated entry to the dispute between McKay and Haast. It was written well after the event and never published in his lifetime. This is taken from Bishop, G. 2008. The Real McKay The remarkable life of Alexcander McKay, geologist. Otago University Press, Dunedin.  
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This was a belated entry to the dispute between McKay and Haast. It was never published in his lifetime. This is taken from Bishop, G. 2008. The Real McKay The remarkable life of Alexcander McKay, geologist. Otago University Press, Dunedin. The capitalisation is as in that source.
  
  
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Was it a paleolithic man
 
Was it a paleolithic man
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Or was it but a maori
 
Or was it but a maori
Or was it some unfortunate
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Or was it some unfortunate
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Not long since gone to glory
 
Not long since gone to glory
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The body found in Sumncr Cave
 
The body found in Sumncr Cave
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And now in the Museum
 
And now in the Museum
It had broken arm: and teeth
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It had broken arm: and teeth
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That much did want renewing
 
That much did want renewing
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The world of Science does not seem
 
The world of Science does not seem
To be agreed about it  
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To be agreed about it
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One says 'twas there before the Flood
 
One says 'twas there before the Flood
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Another says I doubt it
 
Another says I doubt it
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Now this looks grave and throws a doubt
 
Now this looks grave and throws a doubt
On some ones observation  
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On some ones observation
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Which being so it is I confess
 
Which being so it is I confess
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A serious accusation
 
A serious accusation
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I've read the subject carefully
 
I've read the subject carefully
And think I understand  
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And think I understand
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The true position of the case
 
The true position of the case
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And what it does demand
 
And what it does demand
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The matter I might not decide
 
The matter I might not decide
But if my vote were taken  
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But if my vote were taken
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I'de give it on the winning side
 
I'de give it on the winning side
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If I were not mistaken
 
If I were not mistaken
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To arbitrate so great a case
 
To arbitrate so great a case
And settle it for ever  
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And settle it for ever
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I am ambitious I confess
 
I am ambitious I confess
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My judgement to deliver
 
My judgement to deliver
  
On one great point all are agreed  
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On one great point all are agreed
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The same admits of proving
 
The same admits of proving
It had a broken arm: and teeth  
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It had a broken arm: and teeth
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That much did want renewing
 
That much did want renewing
  
Tis also clear 'twas found inside  
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Tis also clear 'twas found inside
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The famous Sumner Cave
 
The famous Sumner Cave
On the sou- west side close to the wall  
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On the sou- west side close to the wall
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May yet be seen the Grave
 
May yet be seen the Grave
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But whether it Six or Sixty inch
 
But whether it Six or Sixty inch
Beneath the Surface lay  
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Beneath the Surface lay
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Is not so clear you are asked to believe
 
Is not so clear you are asked to believe
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It might be either way
 
It might be either way
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Did the ancient Neolithic man
 
Did the ancient Neolithic man
Disturb the Sleepers rest  
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Disturb the Sleepers rest
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Or Shoot his kitchen rubbish there
 
Or Shoot his kitchen rubbish there
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In piles upon his breast
 
In piles upon his breast
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Could this be: and, the wakeful ghost
 
Could this be: and, the wakeful ghost
The act leave unavenged  
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The act leave unavenged
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I trow not else the Spirits leave
 
I trow not else the Spirits leave
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Their tactics lately changed
 
Their tactics lately changed
  
Meanwhile it seems to be quite clear  
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Meanwhile it seems to be quite clear
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The Body might have been
 
The Body might have been
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No longer in its restingplace
 
No longer in its restingplace
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And from that State 'twould seem
 
And from that State 'twould seem
  
When Logic shows that Sixty inch  
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When Logic shows that Sixty inch
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May just as well means Six
 
May just as well means Six
I'll then consider I've found my way  
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I'll then consider I've found my way
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Out of an awkward fix
 
Out of an awkward fix
  
While fifty or five hundred years  
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While fifty or five hundred years
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Would suit the case as well
 
Would suit the case as well
But frankly where the proofs are scant  
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But frankly where the proofs are scant
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How long no one can tell
 
How long no one can tell
  
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Rather dull stuff. His ''Canterbury Gilpin'' with Haast riding a Moa through Christchurch are much more fun.
  
 
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Revision as of 15:03, 12 February 2009

This was a belated entry to the dispute between McKay and Haast. It was never published in his lifetime. This is taken from Bishop, G. 2008. The Real McKay The remarkable life of Alexcander McKay, geologist. Otago University Press, Dunedin. The capitalisation is as in that source.


Sumner Cave

Was it a paleolithic man

Or was it but a maori

Or was it some unfortunate

Not long since gone to glory


The body found in Sumncr Cave

And now in the Museum

It had broken arm: and teeth

That much did want renewing


The world of Science does not seem

To be agreed about it

One says 'twas there before the Flood

Another says I doubt it


Now this looks grave and throws a doubt

On some ones observation

Which being so it is I confess

A serious accusation


I've read the subject carefully

And think I understand

The true position of the case

And what it does demand


The matter I might not decide

But if my vote were taken

I'de give it on the winning side

If I were not mistaken


To arbitrate so great a case

And settle it for ever

I am ambitious I confess

My judgement to deliver


On one great point all are agreed

The same admits of proving

It had a broken arm: and teeth

That much did want renewing


Tis also clear 'twas found inside

The famous Sumner Cave

On the sou- west side close to the wall

May yet be seen the Grave


But whether it Six or Sixty inch

Beneath the Surface lay

Is not so clear you are asked to believe

It might be either way


Did the ancient Neolithic man

Disturb the Sleepers rest

Or Shoot his kitchen rubbish there

In piles upon his breast


Could this be: and, the wakeful ghost

The act leave unavenged

I trow not else the Spirits leave

Their tactics lately changed


Meanwhile it seems to be quite clear

The Body might have been

No longer in its restingplace

And from that State 'twould seem


When Logic shows that Sixty inch

May just as well means Six

I'll then consider I've found my way

Out of an awkward fix


While fifty or five hundred years

Would suit the case as well

But frankly where the proofs are scant

How long no one can tell


Rather dull stuff. His Canterbury Gilpin with Haast riding a Moa through Christchurch are much more fun.